Photo credit: Barlow Bonsall Óṣe ó pọ̀ World remains mystery;Tick tock remains a licker;Evil doers remain;Good ones harvested! Mo ti r’Ògùn lọfọsọ Almost dead mourn;And inter dead dead;If they knew;Bothered wouldn’t they; Yéèpà Masses kowtowing rulersKnowledged says worldBig ball isWhich goes round! Mo ti r’Ọ̣̀sà lọ̣ fọ̣sọ̣! Yeah!It isFor havesLiving in comfy! Ìgbì mo délé…

Photo credit: SVET It’s another birthday,Are you counting the days?I’m sure you are,If you aren’t, people are.You’ve beeñ so patient,Like the old Ancient,While I fumbledAnd did I wobbleAt parenthoodSince infanthood.If you tarryWe’re making merry.Omo olowu oduru,Omo ajifegbe sere,Omo asunkun gbade. Happy birthday! @ as 062822

Photo credit: Alamy A rich man was travelling alone in his car. In the middle of nowhere the right back tyre of his car just got disentangled and flew into the forest. After thanking God for protecting him from death, he looked for the wheel but could not find it. In the process of looking…

Photo credit: NBC I hear our people are already preparing for the ‘re-enthronement’ ceremonies of Mr Buhari and other gominas. To show that we couldn’t be happier, ko r’ankara k’oje semo is what I hear will happen. This is a situation where people are actually going to wear aso ebi, uniform, for the occasions. It’s…

Photo credit: Shutterstock I very much wonder how and when one can eventually satisfy critics. In fact, I vehemently suggest the ban of criticism. Indeed, critics, when caught should be sent to the gallows! What’s all this noise being made about a deputy governor who, seeing there’s no traffic light in a particular street, decided…

Photo credit: Leadership Won’t we?I mean won’t we miss the president that’s always airborne?I realize so many things have been said about the pros and cons of his regimeBut, as some may realizeI’ll only speak about effects of his coming on Citizens MudaFrom the inception of his eight yearsWe were surprised that for someone who…