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Everything is in order in Nigeria.
All unemployed people have been given jobs. Those who do not care about being in paid employment are not left out. They have been given loans by the banks. By the way, the loans generally, have less than 5% interest rates.
ASUU has called off their strike. They are not likely to go on strike for ever. The government has settled them permanently.
The social services could not be better! There is regular supply of power and water.
The Boko Haramic elements no longer pose any threat. We can now sleep with both eyes closed.
Indeed, the daily income of Nigerians is now over $100.00. That puts Nigeria in the league of the rich nations.
To cap it all, there is no more corruption in government. We now have a zero tolerance to corruption.
I hear our good government has ordered solid gold handsets for all Nigerians. Is that not a good way to spend our good money.
What is more? Nigeria does not depend on petrol exports again. All other products are being exploited. Nigeria is now flowing with milk and honey.
So, there is no need for any national conference again. We are comfortable with our situation.
‘I love my country, I no go lie’.
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