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If we take donkey’s years to craze, na how long we go take do de craze not to talk of when we go take find person wey go cure our craze? Na dat saying go fit de Nigeria people wey dey South Africa. De illegal group wey call themselves, March and March, don announce say make all…

Photo credit: the Sum Wetin you dey go look for in Sokoto when de tin you dey find dey inside ya sokoto? Gofment of Nigeria don announce say de foreign reserve of de contiri don reach 41 trillion dollar. Dat one na treedaful news. Especially as den tak say de money na highest since 2021….

Romancing depression, Living’s a failure! Death comes with hope, Of release from life; Courage needs he, Life’s rope to cut, Bull’s enduring, Neck and knife, Aren’t friends! Depression is invasive, Death welcoming, Consoles and pets you, Till almost zero hour, Point of no return! Late it is! Too, too late!! Between death, and Last breath- Comes…

Umaru Dikko wey be Transport Minister for Sheu Shagari go dey laugh and fall yakata where e dey now as im prediction for Nigeria don come true. No be him talk say Nigerians go dey eat from dustbin because of hunger? Sebi na one paper like dat say Nigerians dey hungry. Dat paper must be…

I hear say dem don change Charlie Boy bus stop to Olamide Badoo bus stop. Mmm… Make I ask the chairman, how that go settle the problem wey boku for Naija. I no wan call de so-called chairman name. But I know say im for do beta. Country wey im people no fit live anywhere…

Person wey wan get slap for Sokoto, if im dey Lagos, na jejely e go enter night bus go Sokoto go collect im slap. Wen I be JJC for Canada, e get somtin wey happen wey I no fit forget. A remember say for dat time, na Henri Bourrassa Boulevard, Montreal I dey live. People…

Photo credit: Mitrade I dey beg all awa paito for Africa, especially Naija,  say make dem no vex. De reason wey I dey beg dem be say, one tin escape my mind.  And dat tin go help dia ministry wella. But for de Naija paito, I know say my apology no necessary as Naija no…