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Yes, she lost the elections.
I mean Mrs. Kemi Badenoch lost the elections for the Conservatives in the UK General Elections.
Why?
As someone who has roots in Naija, she should have organized the elections the way we do in my country. It starts from empowering the powerless masses.
She should have encouraged party leaders to buy “I better pass my neighbor,” sewing machines, pouring sand on the streets in the name of tarring them, paying school fees of their constituents’ children, paying hospital bills of their wives, spending money on the funeral of their parents, and more.
They should have been encouraged to empower godfathers and buy some booze and weed for the boys. The boys should have been given enough money to buy arms and ammunition which they’d have used on the D-day.
We were waiting for her invitation in order that we might go show them that we have outpoliticked the Oyinbo. But she never came.
So, a winner could be declared without court cases. What insolence. How shall the lawyers and by extension judges make some money.
The Oyinbo are really gentlemen and women.
I understand Mrs. Badenoch retained her seat in North West Essex!
That’s how elections should be done!
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