To some people, I am a spoilsport as far as the Buhari government is concerned. This is because they erroneously believe that, no matter what the government does, I will criticise it. Well, I’m not in the habit of criticising anyhow. I am shocking them with my views on the whistle-blowing policy of the government….

We must beware of animalnappers. Nigerians now believe this is the year of animals. In fact, some who hated animals are now looking into the establishment of zoos. For some Nigerians, anything that brings money is worth investing in. For those of us that have our faiths sealed in the flimsy protection of this court,…

Sons of men will always claim they are higher animals. But it’s not as if they are right. As that man with bushy grey hair said, ‘A tiger does not need to announce its tigritude. It roars’. In the course of our looking for food, which is rather scarce at this time, I was able…

A fowl swallowed a diamond in a poultry and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to find the fowl and kill it. When the man arrived at the poultry, there were more than a thousand fowls in the poultry. But one was sitting by itself away from the others. The executioner killed that…

When we were young and as free as the breeze, many people were wondering if something good could come out of us. Well, a lot of goods have come out of us. And for good measure, we’re having a lot of pastors within us. There’s this handsome guy who even from youth, was known as…

Before I tell this story, I just felt I should apologize to my friends and associates who, of course, should have known. Having eaten aroso, the type of rice that’s common with the Egbas the previous night, I settled for Eba in the morning. Of course, I topped the food up with ginger, garlic, and…