For specific reasons, I’ve been behind the news. However, who would have allowed Mr Muhammad Buhari, the President of Nigeria and commander in chief of its armed forces, to declare for the presidential elections of 2019 to escape them?
Mbanu!
Only a very disloyal Nigerian and, of course, a wailing wailer. But I know that you people can bear me witness that I’m neither of these.
So, I join all the good people of Nigeria in saying, ‘Bo tie dibo, o ti wole’—that is, ‘Even without going through the demeaning process of contesting, you’re already in as president!’
Oh! Yes!
The laws of the land asking the president to seek nomination are insulting. Aren’t they?
Even the blind can see the impacts of the president and his rabble-rousers in government. The deaf can also hear the president’s astounding feats.
We have light, water, food and houses in abundance. Even the great Abami Eda is singing the praises of Buhari in heaven.
A fortnight ago, he went to Lagos to commission a motor garage. To show the people’s loyalty and identification with his good works, Lagos stood still for him.
Workers were given the day off. He deserves it. Did he not do well to have cancelled the Lagos metro line project in his first coming as a military head of state?
The Yeye people, Boko Haram, or what those insurgents are called, have been destroyed.. Thanks to Buhari.
Workers will soon have a new minimum salary. Even workers in the messenger class can not finish spending the present eighteen thousand naira minimum wage, which the federal and all state governments are paying comfortably.
The herdsmen are no longer giving problems. Everyone is happy with the Buhari government.
Recently, the government published lists of corrupt politicians in its usual anti-corruption drive. The list is, of course, a who’s who in PDP. Smart people who had joined APC are not on the list.
Of course, if you’re in APC, you’re like Caesar’s wife—totally blameless! Your sins have been forgiven, and your clothes are now sparkling white. That’s because you’ve been washed in Sai Baba’s bathroom!
People without jobs are already receiving some form of social benefit, and even those employed envy them.
Those in the various legislative houses fully support the government. Who wouldn’t? Is the 13.5 million naira monthly running cost a joke?
Naija has never been sweeter.
All the hospitals are fully equipped. That’s why Mr president goes abroad for medical tourism.
All those people calling for a younger person as president is a pointer to the fact that there’s freedom of rights in Nigeria.
Buhari is our man!
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