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For certain reasons, I’ve been behind the news. However, who is that person that would have allowed the declaration of Mr Muhammad Buhari, President of 
, and commander in chief of its armed forces for the presidential elections of 2019 escape them?
Mbanu!
Only a very disloyal Nigerian and of course, a wailing wailer. But I know that you people can bear me witness that I’m neither of these.
So, I join all the good people of Nigeria in saying, ‘Bo tie dibo, o ti wole’. That is, ‘Even without going through the demeaning process of contesting, you don enter!’
Oh! Yes!
The laws of the land asking the president to seek nomination are insulting. Aren’t they?
Even the blind can see the impacts of the president and his rabble rousers in government. The deaf too can also hear the astounding feats of Mr president.
We have light, water, food and house in abundance. Even the great Abami Eda is singing the praises of Buhari in heaven.
Just a fortnight ago, he went to Lagos to commission a motor garage. To show the people’s loyalty for him and to identify with his good works, Lagos stood still for him.
Workers were given the day off. He really deserves it. Did he not do well to have cancelled the Lagos metroline project in his first coming as a military head of state?
The yeye people, Boko Haram or what are those insurgents called have been destroyed. In fact, completely destroyed. Thanks to Buhari.
Workers will soon have a new minimum salary. Even workers in the messengerial class can not finish spending the present eighteen thousand naira minimum wage which the federal and all state governments are paying comfortably.
The herdsmen are no longer giving problems. In fact, everyone is happy with the Buhari government.
Recently, the government in its usual anti corruption drive published lists of corrupt politicians. The list is of course, a who is whom in PDP. Smart people who had joined APC are not on the list.
Of course, if you’re in APC, you’re like Caesar’s wife. Totally blameless! Your sins have been forgiven. Your clothes are now sparkling white. That’s because you’ve been washed in the bathroom of Sai Baba!
The people without jobs are already receiving some forms of social benefit. Even those who are employed are so envious of them.
Those in the various legislative houses are fully supportive of the government. Who wouldn’t? Is 13.5 million naira monthly running cost a joke?
Naija has never been sweeter.
All the hospitals are fully equipped. That’s why Mr president goes abroad for medical tourism.
All those people calling for a younger person as president is a pointer to the fact that there’s freedom of rights in Nigeria.
Buhari is our man!
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