My Candidate For 2019 – Adewale Sobowale

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People who know me understand that I believe so much in human rights and due process. I would not normally call a person a thief until he has been declared so by a competent court of law.

As a result, I detest all forms of media trial. I hate jungle justice more.

Much more!

By the way how do ongoing reports about investigations get to the press. Hope it’s not a case of massaging some people’s egos.

In any case, since these things are now known, I believe I am free to comment.

Dasuki!

I believe he is a person who so much has the milk of human kindness in him that seeing people lack makes him incomplete.

See me see trouble, we’ve been wasting our time for ages looking for a president that will have mercy on the masses. He may not know too many poor people. I mean Dasuki. However, by enriching, abi na empowering, our best minds, it will get to us.

Our great demon catcher was said to have been empowered with a mean fifty million naira just to celebrate Christmas and Sallah. And people blamed him for writing that demon article.

Wait a bit! If that was how millions got randomly distributed during the tenure of the last regime, any wonder those things under their waists were dying?

Of course, they must have been seeing demons. Those of impoverished Nigerians whose birthright they were making away with. Those of innocent soldiers being sent unharmed into the cold arms of death without ammunitions. Those of people, both old and young who died needlessly because there were no drugs in our hospitals. We can go on and on!!!

Back to our subject matter, he is the masses’ candidate for 2019 so that he will be able to share the gari!!!

Furthermore, I think our lexicon might not remain the same if he is found guilty of just one of the various cases against him. Then his name will make a grand entry into our vocabulary.

Dasukinize might mean the act of being empowered. Dasufy might mean a poor person that comes into sudden wealth. Dasi might mean a rich person who gets more riches. I don’t need to tell chronic gamblers the meaning of ‘adasi’.

But until then, he should not be called a thief. Not until the appropriate courts have declared him guilty!!!

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