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I very much wonder how and when one can eventually satisfy critics. In fact, I vehemently suggest the ban of criticism.
Indeed, critics, when caught should be sent to the gallows!
What’s all this noise being made about a deputy governor who, seeing there’s no traffic light in a particular street, decided to donate a traffic light to that particular street from the commonwealth.
People make do-gooders regret their actions. Can you imagine that some are even calling for the oga deputy to be probed? Others are even saying that was his only project.
If it’s the only one, what concerns this brood of critics? Since they are not Christians, how could they have known that God himself commanded light to be in the book of Genesis, chapter one, verse three?
In fact, the deputy governor, who is a professor should be given traditional chieftaincy titles for this great achievement. He should as well be given seven winsome virgins as wives.
Meanwhile, the Nnabo, Ekpe and Ekpo masquerades should have been made to entertain people at the grand launching of the one- in- town traffic light.
Presiding over the event should have been either the president or his vice.
Yeye dey smell!
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