Photo credit: Vogue The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle has come and gone!
It was a wedding that had all the new and old monies congregating at Windsor Castle for the fairytale event. The famous and the royalty too were not left behind.
However, the wedding did show how irreligious and impious the wealthy are. The wedding succeeded in exhibiting how wicked moneybags are.
Let’s start from the groom. So he couldn’t give a barber a little bit of money to give himself a clean shave. He would have looked better as a gorimapa.
Let’s even agree that his bride prefers him to be bearded.
Could you believe the fact that no offering was collected at the wedding? A wedding where royalty was a common factor.
Oh, I missed Nigerian churches at that wedding. They would have used that opportunity to collect various offerings.
Thanksgiving for the bride and friends!
Thanksgiving for the groom and friends!
Thanksgiving for the groom’s father and friends!
Thanksgiving for the groom’s mother and friends!
Thanksgiving for the bride’s father and friends!
Thanksgiving for the bride’s mother and friends!
Thanksgiving for males who are searching!
Thanksgiving for females who are searching!
Building fund!
Tithe!
Bishop’s egunje!
Omo onile’s egunje!
NEPA bill!
Water bill!
Donations for new organ!
Offering for evangelism!
Love seed/offering!
Thanksgiving for the children the couple will have!
Etc, etc…
Ah!
Those are the things that make the Nigerian church roll. That’s why every Nigerian is a pastor. Even those who are yet to be born!
What nonsense wedding did they do without offering!
We must do a rewedding and before the wedding, we must go to Ikoyi registry.
All in Nigeria!!!
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