I have found it!
Yes!
Crude oil has decided not to be selling much again. Nigerians and the economy of Nigeria are the worse for it.
However, Nigerians have been looking for non oil products that will replace oil.And, I’ve found just one product which could replace the black gold.
Corruption!!!
The way things are, we will not be too honest if we should say corruption does not exist everywhere in this country.
But what I’m thinking is that Nigeria could be exporting this fresh product.
Hot and fresh!
It will be a way of securing employment for graduates who are roaming the streets with their heelless shoes.
Second, our country will have the rare benefit of getting franchises for this novel idea.
Third, the Oyinbo will know that we are not brain dead.
The most important thing is that it will be a way of getting foreign exchange. You know as I know that our country is dependent a lot on imports.
We import toothpicks, matches, handkerchiefs and tokunbo.
The importation of tokunbo is very important. Our minds have been so twisted that we believe that used products are better than new.
Used products like engines, automobiles,household items and office machinery. The most painful thing is that we even import tokunbo under wears and even some of our young men import old tokunbo Oyinbo to marry because of green cards. We believe, as long as they were used by foreigners, nothing do am!
So, we must set up a ministry for corruption to supervise corrupt ideas that could be exported. That will also be catching the Oyinbo at their own game.
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