I used to believe the children we’re bringing up would turn out even worse than we are, just like we’ve turned out much worse than our parents. In most cases, we grew up with ideologies that are supposed to shapen our lives. However, once we get into positions of authority, we jettison those ideologies. The…
A long time ago, I used to be an SU. One of the songs we used to sing then was about some balm in Gilead! I’m happy to inform Nigerians that the new Gilead seems to be in Egbe, a suburb of Lagos. It’s right too! This is because Nigerians are so much investing in…
Kalakuta Annex,Heavenly Kingdom. Kalakuta Republic,Idi Oro,Nigeria. Eleniyan,How you dey? Se all de Lady dey ok. I mean your queenly queens. I sure say you no be Gentleman for heaven. In your last letter, you talk say Expensive Shit dey worry you. Maybe na because of the Water No Get Enemy wey you take. Wetin go…
Photo credit: YouTube If Fela had been alive, he ought to have been seventy nine today. I mean our own Fela would have been seventy nine years old today. He lived his life struggling. Indeed, the struggle, our struggle, was his life. Good enough, he did not walk the treacherous way alone. He did in…
Photo credit: IMDB A leta to Fela!! Dear Baba 70, I wan jollifficate with you on your eightieth birthday. You know say all de tins wey you sing about still dey happen for Nigeria, even Africa. Dem com dey yarn say you be prophet. Dem no know say na angel you be. Sebi dem tell…
At least, I’ve not said he’s dumb. I wouldn’t want to incur the wrath of a valued friend But isn’t it foolishness for Mr Buhari to announce his willingness to reform the police? It’s not an unexpected pity that he couldn’t see that youth are not only fighting for the end of SARS. Indeed, they’re…
There are various ways of describing situations. These days, when something bad happens to some, they say, “Nigeria has happened to them.” But pray, I will boldly say Nigeria has happened to me when I’m making progress no matter how little. The Yoruba will say, apemora lan pe temidire. My Bible says, “Pray for the…
