Suffering disappointment?Want an appointmetwith Eledumare‘cos you’ll be late! We all know you foughtwith long thoughtsyou might not be the winnerdon’t put your finger! In another cinder‘cos ’twill lingermight end in canceryou’re trying to buffer! When you finish your puff,are things less rough?As you finished feg,check your health! Of what use is your lossof those looniesand…
The Trojan Horse is a story from the Trojan War about the scheme the Greeks used to enter the city of Troy and win the war. The Greeks were frustrated after trying unsuccessfully to enter and defeat Troy. The Greeks then built a giant wooden horse and put some sharpshooters inside. They pretended to sail…
I love Yoruba! I love the language because it is extra rich. When one studies Yoruba well, one will definitely not lack the sarcasm embedded in the language. I remember there used to be a television programme in the seventies and early eighties named ‘Ta n mo’. Ta n mo was a programme of riddles….
People had been saying that if someone wanted to hear their oriki, they should attempt to swim in the murky, slime-infested waters of Nigerian politics. So, it’s been detected that the PDP contestant in the last presidential elections is not a Nigerian. I should have known, too! Anyone who sees this Buhari government as not…
Still on the so called address by the Nigerian president… Mmm… By the way, he must be feeling he’s performed some wonder by pitying his fellow citizens. Abi, no be pity im pity us? There’s no doubting the fact that he would have had a very sound sleep. That, of course, would have been after…
So, Twitter has decided to base it’s African incursion in Ghana. It has several reasons for so doing In the first instance, it claims Ghana is a supporter of free speech. That’s a slight on the bad image of Nigeria, the chained giant of Africa. Freedom of speech is very much present in Nigeria. But…
If you’ve lost an election, it is a sign that the people do not want you. So, I’m warning you to buy a map of Nigeria, look for your obscure village, and flee there. Winner ooo!Winner!Lagbaja you don win o!Patapata you must win for ever! Yes!Winner must take all! We must start with those who…
