My dear Uncle Momodu,
I just wanted to apologize on behalf of those who have been using my wall to chastise you.
You know, as a dependable nephew, I would praise all you have done.
I understand your government has increased fuel price. That move is cool. In fact it’s long overdue.
I know year 2023 is fast approaching. You’ll certainly need funds either to perpetuate yourself in office or retire, even if disgracefully.
But I would rather you stayed in office. In fact, you should be our president for life.
Sebi we want integrity. You’ve, no doubt, proved you’re a man of integrity.
That’s why we’re preserving the lives of the people by kidnapping them. What some people are failing to realize is the fact that when people are kidnapped, their lives are obviously being protected. In any case, they even fast compulsorily thereby improving their health.
Sai baba, we wish you could continue forever.
Your economic programs are the best ever.
In fact, when some people criticize your government for lack of electric power, I really do wonder how educated they are. Most of them do not know that the lamp making factories which are yet to be established will be smiling to the banks.
I understand your scientists have even discovered ways of running power consuming industries with lanterns.
For this alone, I know foreign countries will either come to Nigeria to learn or your scientists will be exported to those countries in other to teach them the brand new technology.
Nigeria will, no doubt, earn a lot of foreign exchange from the ingenious discovery
Once again, unpatriotic elements infiltrated my timeline and were criticizing you so that there would have been a disagreement between us.
But the wind has blown and we’ve seen the fowl’s anus
You know I’m always your fan.
I say, ‘Sai baba for 2023!’
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