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We should thank our highly respected honourables for fighting for the common man at all times. I believe anybody who goes into fisticuff because of ‘citizen muda’ should be given a national award.
We should think of establishing schools of martial arts in our various legislative houses across the nation. Our respected legislators will thus be able to learn the various tricks in self defence like TKO, pinfall, and so on.
When we do this, traditional wrestling will be revived. This will be another source of foreign exchange for the country.
Our honourables will become lecturers in other countries that decide to copy our country.
You see, we have been looking for cheap ways of settling international disputes. Nigeria has given us an idea. Let us lock the leaders of quarrelling states in a room to fight. This will improve diplomacy.
Our right honourables, please rise up to be decorated as National Fighter of the Niger, NFN!!!
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