UK dey near Rwanda law!

De UK gofment don dey move close to passing de law wey go dey carry asylum seekers go Rwanda. British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak gofment don reject de change wey de upper house of parliament dey propose. For de Rwanda plan, asylum seekers wey reach England southern coast in small inflatable boats go find demself…

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Nigerian soldiers killed in Delta

16 Nigerian soldiers have been killed in the oil-rich Delta State state of the country. The soldiers were murdered last Thursday in the Okuama community of Ughelli South Local Government of the state. They consisted of one Lieteunat-Colonel, two majors, one captain and 12 soldiers. The Director, Defence Information Brigadier-General Tukur Gusau, said the troops…

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Ode to my 2nd molar! – Adewale Sobowale

So, I’d been feeling the painit got to a pointthat I had to look up for possibilitiesof seeing dentists! As usual,I procrastinated!Why would I remove a tooth,after all, I’m just a minor! Thoughts of how manybonesmeatsbottle topsmedicationseven papersthat molar had assistedme withI just couldn’t let go! It got to a pointI wasn’t able to munch…

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One-Armed Bandits! – Adewale Sobowale

We call them kalokalo in Nigeria, but they are contemptuosly referred to as one-armed bandits. When a person develops the habit of becoming a gambler, a professional one too, they are generally irredeemable. That’s because of their fervent belief that they will still win. The belief could sometimes become so irrational that they sell their…

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Diary of a cow!Adewale Sobowale

Sons of men who are Nigerians are a peculiar lot. They’re so peculiar that they can’t even organise elections for themselves. They need to call foreign observers. At the end of the day, hardly are the observers satisfied that the elections are free and fair. How can they? Most people are looking for their turn…

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