The Morning After! – Adewale Sobowale

The federal government of Nigeria has banned codeine. The move came after a BBC report on drug trafficking cum addiction.

Everyone is now drug-free. The environment itself is palatable because there’s no more drug trafficking.

With the ban on codeine, all the youths are now in a withdrawal process. And they’ve all become SU without Bibles. They are now born against!

See, when the government banned Olamide’s CD, ‘Awon Science Students’, nobody ever played it again. We’re on the way to cleansing the nation.

Our youths are so cooperative!

They no longer smoke marijuana. They don’t do any other drugs again. They look derisively at the septic tank, glue, lizard poo, shisha, skushy, meth, tramadol, rohyphol, etc.

All of them are now employed. Not just any employment, they are doing gainful jobs.

They’re no longer frustrated. There’s no more boredom for them.

So, there’s hardly any need to conduct any awareness programmes for the youth again. That would amount to a waste of hard-to-find resources.

Everyone is now happy ever after!!!

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