Photo credit: Denver Hair Restoration
Hmm…
Some years ago;
I wrote on my balding pate;
Another year, on the greying hair I did write!
I never knew growing to be a senior was yet to be done with me;
I’ve started growing a grey tuft on my moustache!
I do adore my moustache because it’s especially good for ferreting out impurities from liquids;
I’ll adore my white tuft more since it will as a sieve act in separating wheat from chaff!
I’m therefore advertising to every one
Who services
Of a poison sniffer needs;
And, for free;
Do contact me!
I guess my greying moustache will be very useful;
Not just for me;
But for all and sundry;
In sniffing out poisonous elements!
I hear it’s good for some other things;
If I use it to pray for people, the prayer should get to heaven at an express speed!
I dare not use it to curse;
Lest, phlegm–like, it sticks!
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